
Ahoy Sexy - Funny Large Embroidered Cotton Handkerchief
Very simply put, this is a large cotton handkerchief with the words "Ahoy Sexy" embroidered with anchor motifs just to give you that full maritime vibe. Packaged in a sweet pochette envelope, it's the perfect pick me up gift for your partner or secret crush so that the next time their eyes are streaming and nose is running with hayfever or a stinking cold they can wryly smile that someone thinks they're sexy, even when they've not washed their hair for days... you get the vibe...
Also perfect for the sailors in your life! (you're going to need a hanky to wipe that sweat off your brow as your screaming 'water' at fifteen other boats going around a bouy at Cowes week).
It's also cotton, so perfect for your partner on your second wedding anniversary.
Made From: 100% Cotton
Size: Approx. 15.75” Square (40cm square)
Perfect For:
Wedding day gift token for your partner.
Sending Love: For those you know might just shine with the smile receiving this will put on their face - and everytime they use it!
For your partner to always remind them you think they're cute.
For the sailor in your life.
For your Valentine.
To pop into the Secret Santa for your secret crush.
The Logistics (The Boring but Important Bits):
Direct-to-Door: We can hand-write your gift note and send it straight to the recipient.
UK Shipping: Free Tracked 48hr delivery on orders over £6.
USA Shipping: Fully tracked and all duties pre-paid (DDP)—no surprise fees.
Original: $29.60
-65%$29.60
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Description
Very simply put, this is a large cotton handkerchief with the words "Ahoy Sexy" embroidered with anchor motifs just to give you that full maritime vibe. Packaged in a sweet pochette envelope, it's the perfect pick me up gift for your partner or secret crush so that the next time their eyes are streaming and nose is running with hayfever or a stinking cold they can wryly smile that someone thinks they're sexy, even when they've not washed their hair for days... you get the vibe...
Also perfect for the sailors in your life! (you're going to need a hanky to wipe that sweat off your brow as your screaming 'water' at fifteen other boats going around a bouy at Cowes week).
It's also cotton, so perfect for your partner on your second wedding anniversary.
Made From: 100% Cotton
Size: Approx. 15.75” Square (40cm square)
Perfect For:
Wedding day gift token for your partner.
Sending Love: For those you know might just shine with the smile receiving this will put on their face - and everytime they use it!
For your partner to always remind them you think they're cute.
For the sailor in your life.
For your Valentine.
To pop into the Secret Santa for your secret crush.
The Logistics (The Boring but Important Bits):
Direct-to-Door: We can hand-write your gift note and send it straight to the recipient.
UK Shipping: Free Tracked 48hr delivery on orders over £6.
USA Shipping: Fully tracked and all duties pre-paid (DDP)—no surprise fees.























