If you like what we're doing then you're going to love our new Monthly Prescription Service! It's a monthly tonic to keep you smiling and/or to spread the love. 😁. What's even better, they're a bit of a bargain if you start adding up the contents.

We've created 3 plans to keep things simple. This is the 3 month version which means that when you add this to the cart and then pay, we will be sending you a box of goodies a month for 3 months and that's it. You've prepaid, there's no contract or recurring payments and if, after 3 months, you want to sign up for another 3 (or 6) you'll not be getting the same things twice as we will be changing the contents according to the month of the year, not the length of your plan.

If you've ever bought from us, you'll know we only sell products of the highest quality - we design everything in house and source our manufacturing partners with extreme prejudice. Our chocolate bars are made by artisans using only fair trade cocoa. Our enamel pins and keyrings are hard enamel (not that tinkly soft enamel you can get) and they're packaged with the best quality cards. Our "Things" notebooks are perfect bound with elastic closures to keep everything neat...

Each box will contain an A5 perfect bound notebook, an enamel pin or keyring, a bar of chocolate and a patch or tag and knowing me, there'll be extras in there, whether it's an errant stick of rock or an A6 notebook or something that I think complements that month's box.

There are a couple of titles that are obviously for women so do be aware if you're buying for your son, you might not want him to receive a 'big girl pants' thing... or a 'chin up tits out' one for that matter - but maybe you do - we don't judge!

Also, we don't do a non-sweary version I'm afraid.... but do know that most of what we make have no expletives - it just might look like it at first glance 😄

Beyond that, just sit back, relax and wait for the surprise to drop through the letterbox each month. We'll be posting them out during the last week of each month and will be sending using our standard RM fully tracked 48HR service which has an estimated delivery of 2-3 days, but during busier times, please be a little patient with us/them.

You have until midnight on the 20th of the month to receive this month's box. For instance, if you purchase on the 21st of July, then you will receive your first prescription box on the 21st of August. If you order on the 20th of July, your first pin will be July's pin.

At the moment we can only offer this subscription service to UK delivery addresses - if you'd like us to send overseas, please do get in touch and we can hopefully upgrade your order to include the extra postage costs.

Monthly Subscriptions

The Repeat Prescription (6 Months)

The Repeat Prescription (3 Months)

The Repeat Prescription (12 Months)